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XD "Hm... Mein Kompf(y Chair) is most interesting... perhaps I should think about publica..." *WHAM* "OW. I cannot ride my bike with no handlebars."

Look at me, Look at me, Hands in the air like it's good to be (In a position of power) And I'm a dictator... >_> I'll stop there. xD

LOL xD

soooo....i went to my meeting and took out my eyebrow ring so as to appear more professional.....
T.T and the freakin' hole closed up....so i repierced it xD on my own : P i shoved that bar through!!!
lol it hurt....but my piercing has been restored *cheers*

o.o Weird.

o.o

apparently i sent myself anjelina porn...xD not even real angelina porn....fake anjelina porn

that's so wrong xD

i had an email from myself and that's what it said....anjelina xxx video

i'm such a bad person T.T

You really are.

n.n well i just have to say it....i miss monty python's spam song!!!!! *wails* lovely spammmm wonderful spaammmmmm

those of you who don't know the wonders of monty python need to educate yourselves!!! *points menacingly* xD <3333

I need to figure out how to add in a quick log-in thing at the bottom of the forum... >_> I think this skin might prevent me from doing it.

xD lazy!

lol i just leave myself logged in

*is lazier*

you know....i really really hate trains....

: / one trundled through columbia at 7:30 and stopped smack in the middle of the tracks...while we sat and waited for like 10 minutes (xD if i hadn't been boxed in i woulda gotten outta there) i mean why??? why would they sit there for 10 minutes?!?!? it's cruel!!!

: / and then me, ever the slave to gps ended up turning left once i got past the train...ended up having to take a left right across the train's path again...so i had to wait again...e.e and then twice more in one day did i encounter trainish obstacles...

i really wished i could do something cool and psionic like blow up a conductor's head or something....but then the train would never move so yeah that's not too smart...but it would have made me feel better for like a second xD

seeeeee i really belong in mist! i'm homicidal!!

: O it's raining!!!!

: / my apt is gonna flood again!!!!

*runs for the towels*

>.> i cut myself with a card
...

i'm gonna have a stupid scar on my forehead from a card...how lame is that???????

emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xD i know......i am teh worst emo ever...missed my wrists and hit my head instead....

>.> so yay...my roof is leaking now


i'm going to die from mold inhallation

T.T

It's leaking on my F***ing blinds now

>.<

STOP RAINING!!!!
*shakes fist*

n.n

well now my apartment shall be called "MAI'S MAGICAL MENAGERIE"

because i have found *counts off*

an earthworm,
silverfish,
a millipede. @_@
rollypollybugs,
wood roaches *runs & hides*
uh some stringy looking bug with like 10million bifurcated legs,
aaaannnd those flying stripey beetles that like to divebomb my head.

so yeah....come on over....um and squish some bugs for me please!!! xD

>_> You know what you need?
GUNS.
Lots and lots of guns.

>.> wouldn't that cause more damage and thereby give me more bugs?

*shakes fist*
Don't you make sense at me!
Or I'll kickle you with my first!

: O
nooooooo!!!!

i don't WANT to dwell on the past!!!!!

Liar. You know you want it. >_>

lol so yay! xD our messaging spamalot site is up xD

and all the past stuff is safe : D

Yeah... >_> I saw.
So... >_> Totally skipping english tomorrow. xD
Sub... not doing anything... last class of the day. >_>
I'm terrible.

lol wow xD what are you doing instead?