Weapons

just thought i'd do an ode to some of my favorite weaponry in the ninja arsenal...

okay not really an ode *shudders and remembers high school english*

um...more like a discussion xD

swords : D they freaking rock! they're pointy and sharp and can kill people n.n seriously though they have some rather intriguing attributes that were added by ninja, such as hollow portions of the hilt to hold items such as poisions, darts, antidotes, etc...extra large hand guards to use as stepping stones, holey sheaths to use as breathing apparatuses, the use of this seemingly simple weapon goes on and on! such inventive people...i mean most of us look at a sword and say "yay! the pointy end goes here! *stabs random person* Ninja look at a sword and see a purse, a stepping stool, a scuba kit, AND a nice weapon for killing people. *applauds ninja* Go you for thinking out of the box n.n

and what about those shuriken? they're small, lightweight and deadly! Good to kill silently or to distract an opponent and throw 'em off guard. they are teh nifty n.n xD plus i absolutely loved 'em in tenchu once they became lethal as a head shot...

*cough*

anyways...they are, quite simply the basic subtool n.n nice for doling out death on the go, and ninjas are usually on the go...workaholics...T.T

now a salute to...those nifty nifty caltrops! What an excellent way to put off pursuit! I mean these babies weren't exactly thumb tacks. Ouchiekaboodlez T.T
But yeah...easy to store, easy to sprinkle upon the ground behind you, not so easy for people with less acute senses to spot and then WHAM no soles for them n.n bet they got infected too @_@

oh well...they probably deserved it! *nods*

talking to yourself i see? o-o

i do that a lot : P it's fun n.n

lmfao xD

loser admin XDD

*pokes and gives teh adminness a cookie* :3

ouch...YAY A COOKIE!!!!!!! : D *gobbles*

xD i am who i am and that's all that i am...except when i'm not @_@

gobbles?? XDD

jeez, thats a bit scary ''''xD

uhm... hmm... *tries to solve that little riddle* x....x;

xD i gave up on that one...and yesh i gobbles mine cookies!!! : D

sadly ninja didn't use cookies as weapons...though that woulda been pretty nifty n.n

im sure i can o-o;

*tries to use cookie in battle* >>;

and gobbling ur food can lead to possible choking!! O__o
be careful!! and chew yer food calmly unless u wanna end up in teh hospital/dentist >:O

i think that riddle is pretty interesting to the fact that it makes no sense whatsoever o-o;

lol cookie battles n.n

and...well i haven't choked yet... : /

:OOOOOOO NEW SECRET WEAPON!!!! GRANDMA NINJA ATTACK!!!!

grannie ninja welcomes honored guest into house and offers 'em an innocuous poisoned cookie!!!

ohh orrrr it could have glass baked into it...or it could be a RAZOR BLADE COOKIE!!! mwahahahahaha!!!!!

: O or a gunpowderchocolatechip cookie!!! gosh the possibilities are endless!!!!

...i'm never eating cookies again @_@

and btw i generally NEVER make sense ^_^ so it's all good

*thinks to self* (ive noticed... ._____.;;

*backs away slowly* x.x;;

xD i may be weird, but i'm generally harmless n.n

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and on to....uh....weapons....how about caltrops! omg i love those! have i talked about those? yes i have i think....but i love 'em ^_^ the most fun was playing tenchu and throwing a bunch down and then falling on them...major ouchies and hilarity....ALMOST as much fun as kamikazing with a stickybomb.....okay and how about grenades? ninja were demolitions experts! *applauds* yay!!!

y'know what was a really awesome ninja weapon? teh needle!!! mwahahahaha : D one quick thrust into a vulnerable area and BAM you're dead : P soooo easy to conceal (in ones brain!) *ebil laughter* *loves on tessu and his animal calls*

o.~

true true ;O

but it has a modern name ;O

Senbon ;p

xD senbon.....lol but needle is so much easier xD well i guess not if you're japanese... : P

but more than half of every ninja fan loves naruto so theyd know ;O

lol *never really got crazy-mad into naruto* xD lol don't get me wrong...i wub kakashi and even zabuza....but.....g'ah.....@_@ *got freaked out by guy and rock lee and their ebil eyebrows*

Shut up. >_> (]:D Awesome brow/bowl cut will destroy you.
It's the anime that sucks. t(-_-t) Take that narutards.

o.o gawd.....